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clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."

- William Gibson (via tattoolit)

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

target locked. firing lesbian ray

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

stephandi:

zele-the-insane:

newfoundseth:

byyourleave:

Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art.  This is fucking art.

Damn…..

*SCREAMING*

OH MY GOODNESS!!