how to get a thigh gap
- put a guys head between your legs
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me
when you feel the first cramp
so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’”
when no one in class is ready for the test
How to finger a girl
1. Use your tongue
- things I should be doing: reading
- things I want to do: read
- thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art.
OH MY GOODNESS!!